Promotional Pens

Ever wonder about pens? Promotional pens?

Trapped outside my store, waiting for the locksmith (stupid fucking gate) and I’m writing with this pen from the Marshall Environmental Group

Why do I have this pen?

I have no idea when I could have encountered anyone from the Marshall Environmental Group.

I doubt when Mr. Marshall ordered these, a malcontent manager scribbling in a Batman Notebook was the foreseen destiny.

I wonder how many people have pens from companies they know nothing about, and do not care to know anything about?